McCainiac

The New York Post reports that THE ALL KNOWING AND OMNISCIENT LIGHT OF THE UNIVERSE, HIS MAGNIFICENT WONDERFULLNESS JOHN McCAIN dropped in on the Senate recently to help guid the passage of the new "immigration reform" bill. In a brief departure from HIS glorious and resplendent campaign, HE attempted to explain to the other lesser Senators there that HE was far better informed and aware on the subject of immigration "reform" than any other sentient being in the universe. When John Cornyn "the insignificant" posed certain presumptuous questions to HIS HIGHNESS, THE MOST BRILLIANT JOHN McCAIN, he was rebuffed by THE MOST WISE AND WORTHY JOHN McCAIN for daring to impertinently ask such questions that might slow the progress of THE MOST IMPORTANT LEGISLATION IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, which was crafted with such care and wisdom by JOHN McCAIN THE SPECTACULAR.

Those wishing to abase themselves further should call the office of THE MOST MAGNANIMOUS AND SUBLIME SENTATOR JOHN McCAIN should they wish to be instructed to shut up and do as they are told.